Dinner conversation with a 1st grader

The Cast: Tom and Nicholas
The Topic: Nicholas' forthcoming trip to Disneyworld/Orlando with his dad
The (Sub)Topic: Other points of interest in the Orlando area that they might visit

"Are you going to see the ocean?"

"NO!"

"Why not?"

"It's too dangerous"

"It's not dangerous"

"YES IT IS!"

"Why?"

"Because there's the Bermuda Triangle ... and it'll either suck you down into the center in a giant whirlpool ... OR .... you'll get abducted by aliens! I LEARNED IT ON AN EPISODE OF SCOOBY DOO!"

(Like, duh. Totally. Grown ups are soooooooo stupid.)