Why you should never put me on speakerphone in a public place
posted by peppermint at 2:53 PM
"Wait! You're in a store right now?"
"Yes"
"And you have me on speaker phone?"
"Yes"
"So .... this entire time I was talking to you, I was on speaker phone?"
"Yes. So don't say any swear words."
"Hey, did that rash ever clear up?"
"Don't talk about rashes while I'm trying on clothes!"
"When is your court date for those shoplifting charges?"
"You're so funny."
"Do you still have that 'peeing in clothes you don't own' fetish?"
"Yes"
"And you have me on speaker phone?"
"Yes"
"So .... this entire time I was talking to you, I was on speaker phone?"
"Yes. So don't say any swear words."
"Hey, did that rash ever clear up?"
"Don't talk about rashes while I'm trying on clothes!"
"When is your court date for those shoplifting charges?"
"You're so funny."
"Do you still have that 'peeing in clothes you don't own' fetish?"
Labels: family, randomness
3 Comments:
I was whining to my Fiance about cramps one day...and then found out I was on speakerphone and he was walking around Target. EEK!
Awwww.... I miss you! That sounds like a conversation we would have...except for the pretending all that stuff is real. G~
Hilarity! (Also, it's about time you updated.)
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